Now that Puli’s (read in English as Tiger) chapter almost closed and the elections are also over, what will our vetti politicians and celebrities do ?
Vai-ko – He will take up the cause of dwindling Tiger population of India. Afterall, tigers are his favorite subject. He will go on a marathon walk across India and play volleyball everyday. One or two people who are still in his party will abscond before his return.
Thol alias TN’s Che – He will do a balti and maintain that his focus has always been on Cheetahs and not pulis. If he also stops acting in his unreleased film, all conflicts will soon come to an end.
Fruit Maaran – He will shave at last. This will keep him occupied for a few more years. Once finished, he will search for Nakeeran Gopal to shave his mustache
Ram-Dos -Will seek alliance with Raja-pa-kshe for the elections in Tamilnadu in 2011.
Am-ma – Will blame on the “DeeEmmKe” government for the death of tigers in various forests across India. Will continue to talk about how the pulis were encouraged to multiply during her vaathiyaar’s tenure.
Sigaram-Raja – Will travel with other actors to find what the government did with the Padmashree award that he returned. When he understands that they have given it to someone else, he will negotiate with the government to telecast “Thekathi Ponnu” on National Television
Promise King – With the help of the Bachan of the south, act as puli in his next movie
Gaptain Vijay – He sends a circular to all leading dailies “Evalo pirabakran venumna varalaam aana naan dhan unmayaana captain pirabakarannu thamizh naatuke theriyum. So naan dhan next CM.”
Karuna – He will be busy negotiating berths for fruit akka and MA. When reporters ask about his reaction – He would ask them to check Murasoli the following day.
The next day on Murasoli, “Anbu nenjangale, netru silar ennidam vandhu sila poiyaana thagavalai sonnargal. Adhai ketavudan en nenjam kodhithadhu, maar adaiththadhu, kangalil neer perukeduthu odiyadhu. En Manaiviyar Rasathi Ammal, Thunaiviyar Dhayalu ammaludan Kalaignar tholaikaatchiyil, Captain Prabhakaran thiraipadathai paarthen. Padathin mudivile Veerabadran dhan saagiraan. Prabhakaran saagavilai, saagavilai saagavilai. Adhai kandhu peru magizhchi kondu udane indha kadidhathai ezhudhugiren. …”
. Sorry for the distarpance 
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